obesitycore: *strums guitar* the fact that the gatsby film is being marketed as a romance really pisses me off did you not pay attention to the story *sick riff* people are just so dumb you literally did not pay attention *plays minor chord* what if people payed attention to messages in things instead of just A BOY AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER *strumming comes to an end* thank you
sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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darrynek: but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks
textpostsrus: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks soft grunge
richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
hotweiners: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda