May 2013
obesitycore:
*strums guitar* the fact that the gatsby film is being marketed as a romance really pisses me off did you not pay attention to the story *sick riff* people are just so dumb you literally did not pay attention *plays minor chord* what if people payed attention to messages in things instead of just A BOY AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER *strumming comes to an end* thank you
Watchsapphirebones:
jaacknasty:
Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
When my post reaches over 5 notes.
sodamnrelatable:
darrynek:
but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
textpostsrus:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
soft grunge
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
meoplelikepeople:
acrackinthetardis:
nickgrimshade:
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
hotweiners:
methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
