The Stoner’s Acheivemnet List

Check off the one’s you’ve achieved!

• Too Old: Smoke out a minor

• Day Walker: Smoke during the day in a public area

• Getting Ready for School: Smoke before class

• Back on Track: Smoke on a train

• One Ring to Rule Them All: Blow a perfect smoke ring

• Move That Bus! Decorate a room while high

• Firepit: Save the roaches from 10 joints and combine them into one big joint sprinkled with hash

• Spielberg: Write an entire movie script whist high

• How Romantic! Smoke on a first date

• By the Gods: Smoke some of the legendary “Thor’s Hammer”

• Doctor’s Order’s: Get prescribed medical marijuana

• Fruit Roll-Ups: Buy each different taste of wraps. Roll a joint for each kind and then smoke

• Lance Armstrong: Ride your bike while high for one hour.

• Henry David Thoreau: Smoke in an area away from civilization

• Voice of Reason: Smokeout a straight edge person

• SRS Business: Print out this list and complete at least 75% of it

• OMGWTFBBQ: Smoke before a barbeque

• Prometheus: Supply a lighter to a friend in need

• Undercover Brother: Go to work high

• One Million Mile High Club: Have sex while high

• Alpha as Fuck: Fucking ask him/her out while high

• Manny Ramirez: Smoke before playing baseball/softball

• Haha, Very Funny: Have at least 30 seconds of uncontrollable laughter while high

• The 420 Challenge: Smoke 4.20 grams by yourself without leaving your seat

• Insomniac: Smoke before bed every other night for 1 month

• Firefly: Use up an entire BIC lighter within 3 days

• Rehab: Take 3 shots of vodka between hits without coughing

• Groovy: Smoke while listening to only 60’s music

• Phew!: Have an eight in possession while getting searched by a cop and don’t get caught

• Woodstock: Smoke freely at an outdoor music festival

• Rights Holder: While carrying at least an ounce, get stopped by a cop and tell them they cannot search you

• EZ-Baked: Consume an edible

• Determined: Successfully survive a 2 week tolerance break

• Appetizer: Smoke at a drive-thru

• Ahhhhhnold: Get high before going to the gym

• Chillin with Jimi: Smoke while listening to “Purple Haze”

• The Green Goblin: Smoke some “Green Goblin” aka “Green Crack”

• Medicine Man: Sell at least 3 stands of Cali Medical at once

• Green Faeries: Take a swig of absinthe while high

• Keep it Tight: Roll a blunt that lasts at least 20 minutes

• Mummified: Smoke a blunt using rolling papers instead of an outer leaf

• Following Through: Smoke a cigarette immediately after smoking

• A Toast to That: Deliver a Toast While High:

• Man of the Hour: Be the last person out of a group to come down

• Shopaholic: Go impulse shopping while high

• Flying Ninja: Smoke outside at night

• Climbing the latter: Meet your dealer’s dealer

• Determination: Successfully survive a month long tolerance break

• I’m on a Boat: Smoke on a yacht

• Girl Scout: Sell some home baked edibles

• Toy Story: Go to a children’s toy store high

• Alpha Phi Time-To-Get-High: Smoke in a frat house

• The Snack that Smiles Back: Smoke from a bong with a live goldfish in the water

• Lucky! Find an smoke some weed you didn’t know you had

• Rugged: Smoke while on a camping/hiking trip

• Apple of Eden: Smoke from an apple

• Surf and Turf: Smoke on the beach

• Mona Lisa: Produce art while high

• Employee of the Month: Smoke while at work

• Wake ‘n’ Bake: Smoke immediately after getting up in the morning for 1 week

• High as a kite: Get high and fly and a kite

• Commitment: Spend at least $150 on a piece of smoking equipment

• We Fly High: Successfully smuggle an ounce onto a plane

• Boxed In: Get high in a hotboxed area without directly smoking

• When Life Gives You Lemons: Smoke every kind of weed substitute

• Tin Man: Use a tinfoil in a homemade piece

• Iron Chef: Cook Thanksgiving dinner while high

• Helping Hand: Light somebody else’s bowl for them

• The Rick Moranis: Watch all of the “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” movies starting a new bow between each movie

• Lola: Smoke with a trap

• Unleash the Beast: Have a Green Dragon

• Triple OG: Smoke while sipping hard liquor

• That’s Not a Microphone: Get busted for holding a joint while talking

• Ground Control: Help a friend who is having a bad trip

• FUUUUUUUUU: Get your weed jacked by a cop

• Romaromama: Blast Lady Gaga while high until someone complains

• Conquistador: Do something you are usually scared of doing while high

• Newfag: Get high for the very first time in your life

• Pool’s Closed: Shutdown a public pool by smoking in it

• Fresh Brewed: Brew a weed tea that actually gets you high

• Chemical Warfare: Smoke through a gasmask attached to a bong

• When the Clock Strikes: Smoke when the clock strikes 4:20 for a week

• Medic: Smoke out with a sick person

• Elephant in the Room: Smoke with someone who is at least 300 pounds

• The Collector: Collect at least 10 pieces

• Bloodshot: Get a photo I.D. with bloodshot eyes

• Dr. Strange: Get high before getting hypnotized

• Cherry: Smoke out a weed virgin 

• Capitol Building: Smoke on the steps of a government building

• Executive Suite: Smoke in a hotel room

• Feels Good Man: Smoke until you can’t feel anything

• Clash of the Titans: Smoke with two people that hate each other